I have this friend, ;ets call him 'Tim'. Anyways when I first met him, he was a lot of fun to hang out with. We went riding together, worked on bikes, went to parties etc.... He was a pretty cool guy. But lately the last couple of months.. he lost his job and his girlfriend, owes me a few bucks, never buys rounds at the bar, always cockblocking me ans has just become an all around downer. Anyways, since he isn't worth much as a friend anymore, How much do you think I could get for his kidneys?? I'm gonna put his liver up on craigslist, and I know hearts fetch a lot of money so I am going to put the heart on Ebay no reserve. if anybody needs any parts, let me know, and I will try to get piks.
