Fun things to do at wal-mart

[01 fmf blaster]

lol i was bored so i just looked up crap and this is wat i found on a site

Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

* Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

* Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

* When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially down narrow aisles.

* Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

* Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

* Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come Robin--to the Bat cave!"

* Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

* Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."

* Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

* When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

 

[MINIGfather]

Thats some funny sh*t...ive done the bike thing...
My wife gets pissed when the christmas stuff comes out and they have those singing santas and reindeer and sh*t and I squeeze as many hands as I can to get them all to start singing and dancing...its hilarious...

 

[01 fmf blaster]

Thats some funny sh*t...ive done the bike thing...
My wife gets pissed when the christmas stuff comes out and they have those singing santas and reindeer and sh*t and I squeeze as many hands as I can to get them all to start singing and dancing...its hilarious...

lol yea my mom gets pissed at that to..... im gunna do the batman thing tho lol

 

[NOVIS]

i always get scooters skateboards or bikes and rip thru the store. then my dad says "bla bla bla" and i gotta stop. but its fun lol

 

[mr_3_0_5]

good laugh!!!!!!!!!

 

[Knowpig]

It was quite a while back..................................but I was there shopping with my wife and I picked up an ax and said "wait till the guys back at the post office see this".
I'd never seen so many big eyes speeding away from me.

 

[TheWalkingPlague]

when i was younger i turned up a radio as loud as it went and it was ona station that was all staticy it was awsome lol

 

[blaster199]

about 6 months ago my brother and his friends were racing the carts and someone was in the cart and they hit one of the fish tanks and cracked it. it didnt break but they were told they got put on the bad list lol

 

[gearhead04]

Nice.... I like the "code 3 in housewares"

 

[tjsdaname]

I cant remember ever going to walmart and not getting in trouble

 

[stephen12091985]

i got kicked out of toys r us a long time ago for jumpin a bike on a ramp

 

[Hatchhonda19]

me and my dad normally open a football and play with it throwout the store when my mom is shopping and then just leave it some where before we leave

 

[specialized7]

bahahah i looked up a buncha porn vids on there laptops then just left

 

[Awk08]

porn on the laptops, thats a good one, i used to ride the skateboards, but like larry the cable guy says, if you dont think god has a sense of humor, just go to walmart, its fun just to go watch all the de da dee's

 

[matt75]

Burn a CD where the first 45 seconds of the song is blank and put it in the car stereo set up full blast then have something like "2 live crew" come on!!! Go hide and watch the fun......

 

[bobdryerr]

When I was younger we use to have races onthe pc chairs then they looked them up.

Another time I took one of those cans of foam an my friend knocked it out of my hand an landed right on the nozzel an it snapped off inside the can so there was like a 4 foot circle of colored foam that staind the floor. Lol

 

[blasterman312]

One time I went into the woman's section, try on some bras and walk around the store with the biggest size on, sober.

 

[Blasterdude27]

I like to crank up the home surround systems all the way then shut them off and walk away, then when the next person turns it on it blasts them out.

I go into the woman's section, try on some bras and walk around the store with the biggest size on.

You have issues don't you?? ahahah j/m

 

[blasterman312]

You have issues don't you?? ahahah j/m

I lost a bet so shut up.

 

[Blasterdude27]

I lost a bet so shut up.

Ani't that always a biotch.