Poetry thread

[ChaseFFS]

Every forum needs a poetry thread. Hopefully this is the first one, because i'm not gonna scroll through loads of pages to find one.

Throw some rhymes out or something. And if you want to, make'em about your blaster or something.

Be creative! I:I

 

[blasterdemon7]

Really ?

 

[Blaaster]

There was a young man with a Blaster.
who sometimes courted disaster,..
With a flick of his wrist, he would give the throttle a twist,
to make the bike go that little bit faster.

 

[bummer981]

Some porta john poetry:

Here I sit broken hearted
Tried to sh*t but only farted.

 

[DUALSTROKE]

Here I sit, taking a sh*t, on the pooper, making birth to another PA state trooper!

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I sh*t on company time.