Update:
I decided to test the new stator that was put in, since it was just one off of Amazon. It tests dead in the middle of the ranges for both coils, so that shouldn't be the problem. I also decided to test the coil, which didn't test right - so I replaced it.
I wouldn't consider it an extremely bright spark, but it does have spark now...But it still won't start.
I pulled the plug out and it doesn't appear to be getting much (if any) fuel. It is barely wet to the touch, and looks completely dry. I tried pouring a little bit of fuel in the engine to see if it would turn over, sputter, something..But it didn't do a thing.
I did a compression test - it has roughly 105 lbs, which seems low. However, it really hasn't been run enough for the rings to seat completely. I'd imagine that this is normal.
I checked to make sure all of the head/base bolts are still tight...
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I'm at a loss. It ran PERFECT then randomly wouldn't start. It had no spark at all, which was obviously the stator since the coils fell off. After a new stator and coil, it has some spark, but now won't get any fuel, and won't start even with a bit of fuel poured straight in.
Hopefully somebody has some guidance. I am so irritated..This thing has given me so many problems I don't even want it anymore :/.