Holiday contest!!!!

Blame it all on my roots
I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair
The last one to know
The last one to show
I was the last one
You thought you'd see there
And I saw the surprise
And the fear in his eyes
When I took his glass of champagne
And I toasted you
Said, honey, we may be through
But you'll never hear me complain

'Cause I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh, I've got friends in low places

Well, I guess I was wrong
I just don't belong
But then, I've been there before
Everything's all right
I'll just say goodnight
And I'll show myself to the door
Hey, I didn't mean
To cause a big scene
Just give me an hour and then
Well, I'll be as high
As that ivory tower
That you're livin' in

'Cause I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh, I've got friends in low places

3rd Verse:
I guess I was wrong
I just don't belong
But then, I've been there before
And everything is alright
I'll just say goodnight
And I'll show myself to the door
I didn't mean to cause a big scene
Just wait 'til I finish this glass
Then sweet little lady
I'll head back to the bar
And you can kiss my ass
 
Ya'll don't stand a chance! I've enlisted the help of a couple professionals to rig this contest in my favor! Muuahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

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ok lets get this done everybody thats posted post until its done dont worry about the once an hour thing you all post post post and ill win by default BWaaaaaaaHahahahahahaha
 
i hate that the only thing anyone posts is aosidgaiojsgoaij or .................... cant you even say hello gees people are getting lazy in this contest.... lol
 
Pokey has now assumed control of the world wide webs' random number generators, & Gumby is preparing the Blaster for our contest winnings!
World domination WILL be next!!!! ( evil laughter once again.)

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