Just Ask Awk

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  1. speedyslyder

    speedyslyder 2 STROKES RULE Technician Forum Supporter

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    also i need help making sense of this
    how do i prepare myself for this game?
     
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    The age old question.....which came first...the chicken or the egg?
     
  3. OConnor Racing

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    Okay, I'll take over for my buddy Awk. Scotch tape a pin to your finger and have at it.
     
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    The chicken came first. Kim Kardashien came next, followed by Miley Cyrus, and I just came on my last cylinder. Soooooooo sexy.
     
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    You get belly button fluff from masturbating at the speed of light with a T shirt on, hence displacing cotton fibers to the next highest orifice of your body. It's simple physics my friend and you might want to slow down.
     
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    You don't need a metric adjustable wrench, just buy metric wrenches. You'll never find a board stretcher, measure twice and cut once my friend.
     
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    DUALSTROKE Giving away free clues Technician

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    If staples sells staples then what does dicks sell?
     
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    First thing you need to learn is how to speak greek.
     
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    Why do Aliens abduct Humans if we are an inferior race?
     

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