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I did this a few years back and it irritated him beyond belief. That being said, if you have a question about anything other than Blasters, Just Ask Awk! My little buddy has been around the block more than once and will use his infinite life experience to guide you through the most troubling times of your life. “What's the meaning of life?” “Why am I here?” “Why does my Sister look like my Uncle?” All fair game. He's a man of the world so …..........JUST ASK AWK.
 
okay i got a question for AWK
my google skillz are declining as well as my spelling butt
what foods should i avoid before my 50yr old
colonoscopy?
Im getting close to that age and want to be pre-paired
I love Corn
and Im a BIG MUSTARD GUY............
any brands of enima's recommended?
never had this done but im getting close
and don't want to messss it up?
also my blaster does not like chinese food i think it is a 01 any help???
 
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I'll start this. Why does beef stew out of the can taste so good at 7:36 PM on a Sunday night at the shop?

Firstly, you're an Azz :)
and by 7:36pm Sunday your palatte was over cleansed and that taste was imaginary


plus my back teeth are floating i got to piss so bad

back teeth floating might be a sign of a narrow urethrae (Hank Hill)


Why does it burn when I pee??

I'm guessing one of those Candiru fish from the Amazon crawled up your Pintoosi
(see the movie "The Rundown" )
I suggest dangling a meal worm at the entrance to lure him out


50yr old colonoscopy?

Just say NO to things up your butt, no matter how excited you are for it.



Who the HELL ate all the humpty dumpty all dressed chips and twizzlers? :mad::eek::oops::rolleyes:

of course YOU did, but only to detox from Cheetos

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Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn’t usually wear any pants?

you've been watching cartoon porn haven't you ?
yeah, you have !


Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

I'm stumped on that one, as bass ackwards as this town I live is, we don't have or call anything a parkway
we have a "by-pass" to get past here as quickly as possible


Question is, How did it feel this morning?

probably like the enema Speedy posted about above
 
/\ Wow amazing quote skillz i am satisfied with my care.
i would have thanked you sooner butt
I got stuck on a friggin ESCALATOR for hours today
the thing just stopped moving
any tips would be helpful so this does not happen again?

I also never understood what throwing a hot dog down a hallway
does i like them off a grill need opinion?
 
Wrong thread for these types of questions.
Refer these to the "Just Ask Gerry Confucius" thread :)



That must be an NZ thing ?
We don't eat snot here in the US of A
Bull crap. I've seen my neighbor Dave Fontain do it a bunch of times. He also picks at his bunghole when he's grilling for the family. The weird part is they eat it and seem to enjoy it. Why Awk, Why?
 
Why can i not find a Metric adjustable wrench anywheres?
Im also still in search of a Board Stretcher cannot find one:(
any help AWK?
Also my moving stairs="escalator" question went un answered lol:D:p
 
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