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How Fights Start.......

One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift..
The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight started.....

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I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?'
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said.
So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'
And that's when the fight started....

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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'
'No,' she answered.
I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.'
So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'
And that's when the fight started...

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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.
Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.
And that's when the fight started.......

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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first..
'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'
He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'
'Nah, she can order for herself.'
And that's when the fight started.....

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My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping the channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started...

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started..

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table. I asked her, 'Do you know him?'
'Yes,' she sighed, ' He's my old boyfriend...I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' I said, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started...

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THE BROKEN LAWN MOWER

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf, Always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, 'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.'

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

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2005 blaster 200cc motor Factory 7 Fire-Breather 200cc Cylinder Kit-, Milled head, Project blaster green race plastic Project blaster vented hood, DG National Series Front Bumper: DG National Grab Bar, Moose Billet Thumb Throttle , Gibson Stearing dampner ,DuraBlue Eliminator Axle, ROLL DESIGN ATV Steering Stem, Fasst Flex Bars with anti vib dampners, 30mm Kiehn carb, reed spacer, v-force 3 reeds, American Star Long Shock A-Arms, 4 Douglas beadlock rims , 2 Razor rear tires,2 Front ITP Holeshot MXR Tires 19x6x10,
Gas cap carbon fiber, Extreme Manufacturing Pro Peg Nerf Bars, Project Blaster Factory Aluminum Airbox, American Star new +4 roundhouse swing arm, rear Elka long travel duale rate rezi shock, front Triple Rate elka shocks/remote rezzi dual adj, notrology hot wire coil, lightend flywheel, barrenet clutch kevlar, after market inner and outer HD clutch basket,AMP RESEARCH LINK, Magura Hydraulic Clutch

03blasterboy

someone posted afew of these before, but they're still funny

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Mods
fmf fatty
pro cuircuit factory sound silencer/ 18x9.5 shredders
itp rims,rear beadlocks/ outerwears airbox cover
lots of stickers/ .30 over wiesco piston
full skid plates/ trail tech endurance speedometer
boysen reeds and 1/2in reed spacer
400ex rear shock/ progressive front shocks
QUAD magazine shock covers/ and some other stuff.
Shee axle, flipped rims, kenda klax mxr fronts, i prolly missed somethin else.

adopted by 2000blasternewb, throw some rep his way